Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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