I seem to have left my pride at pride
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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