i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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