How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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