jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Barsexuality is the new black.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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