The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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