Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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