I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just had sex on a roof
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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