pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
