I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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