We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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