Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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