road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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