Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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