i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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