In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Sheโs either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I havenโt worn clothes in 3 days
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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