HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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