My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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