Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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