We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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