third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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