in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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