she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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