That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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