I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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