Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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