i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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