Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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