Whod you bang
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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