I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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