we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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