never play flip cup with pint glasses
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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