So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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