Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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