Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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