Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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