Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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