I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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