There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
