So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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