I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Boobs speak an international language.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
