Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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