girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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