But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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