his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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