Sry I called you an 8
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
my poor anus
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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