great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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