SEEEEXXX PLEASE
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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