Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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