This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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