How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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