I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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