I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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