Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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