i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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