Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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